Fingers?!
Ok so it wasn't me asking them but them asking me. Said lass was scary, imagine chav-whale. Freaked the hell out of me.

Lass: Are your fingernails sharp?
Me: Umm what?
Lass: Are they sharp?
Me: Uhh no
Lass: Lets go out so they can get to know my g spot.
Me: I have a girlfriend.
Lass: Oh!? Offer stands for a week.

Scary. Just scary
(DeniedGuilt_AcceptedCake is fighting the urge to punch turtles, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:38, 2 replies)

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(salvadorevincent, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:10, closed)

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to terms and conditions?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:07, closed)