Not me
Nor my mate. But a "friend" of his, in Ibiza.

(Looking down at crotch) "Well, it's not going to suck itself!".

Worked.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:25, 3 replies)

In Ibiza I feel this is actually quite polite....
I seemed to have been the most gentlemanly man ever to have walked the face of the place when I went there 10 years ago, and was considered strange by my mates to have only met 1 girl and spent the 10 days solely 'enjoying' her.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:31, closed)

You are a respectable man, well done
no need to go around acting like a sex starved fuckwit. A man after my own heart.

*Shakes hand*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:42, closed)

*Shakes Hand*
But be careful - you might catch 'the gay' as apparently this behaviour makes me a 'poof'.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:34, closed)