Like flys on shit
I was once in a strip club for a stag do. Some cunt told a stripper that I was a professional footballer. These strippers got word to each other faster than nursery workers with camera phones.

Suddenly I was the golden chip on the esplanade, and the seagulls were shitting all over each other to get to me.

I enjoyed an insight into celebrity for a fleeting moment, and then it was just fucking annoying.

I've never tried it, but from that experience I'm guessing that the best chat up line to pull 90% of women is to pull out a bundle of 50's and slap them round the face with it.
(Corbo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:15, 2 replies)

Try not going to strip clubs.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:38, closed)

I think you've just defined the word ...
... slapper
(ubergeekian, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:41, closed)