All my house mates are girls.
I had been having on off sex with one of them for a while, and she had asked me never to sleep with the other house mate. Anyway fast forward a couple of months and the house mate I had been having occasional sex with is soon going to be heading off to less sunny clims. I'm out drinking with the other house mate, and say 'After H has left we can have sex.' She replied with 'I'm never going to sleep with you Eden.'

Next weekend H has left, I'm out drinking with the same girl, I said to her 'So K, when can I lick your red haired pussy.' It turned out the answer was about an hour later.

Most satisfying told you so I've ever had the pleasure of delivering.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:31, 12 replies)

This REALLY happened.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:05, closed)

He is a super-sex stud
I love it when Amorous Badger says this. One day, I, too, plan to be in his list,

HOWEVER

Critically examining the answers in a lot of the "This REALLY happened" section, I can't help but notice that a lot of them never specify how the participants look, opening up the possibility that they may be horrendous desperate troglodytes, thus rendering the whole situation infinitely more believable.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:29, closed)

I for one would like to see the word "troglodyte" used more often!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:03, closed)

'It turned out the answer was about an hour later.'
Rohypnol takes that long to work, does it?
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:41, closed)

SHOWING OFF ON THE INTARWEBS
WE ALL BELIEVE YOU AND THINK YOU ARE THE GREATEST.

(do you live at home with your mum and sister? If so, this story becomes more comprehendable.)
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 16:51, closed)

OH MAN YOU'RE SO COOL,
I WISH I COULD BE LIKE YOU.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:47, closed)

Thanks.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:34, closed)

Did you take her home in your Honda Accord?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:58, closed)

So,
did Tiddles enjoy it?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:29, closed)

Easier than that down the Blok!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:56, closed)

Fuck the Blok.
I went once for twenty minutes. Taxi to Jaksa please. Never again.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 4:45, closed)

we've all had her, the fire-boxed strumpet
... oh... and your mum
(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:06, closed)