In which Petite Chien frightens a young man half to death (it's ok, it has a happy ending)
Way back in the mists of time (ok, July) Petite Chien had just been dumped by CheatingWankerEx (TM) for the second time. Oh well, he was a cheating wanker. And oh well, his loss, because she knew one of her friends had had a crush on her for aaaaages, and he made her feel a little moist in her special places too. However he was rather shy and the only reason Petite knew about his crush was because one of his friends had told her. After all, we are not mature university students, we are still 5. Oh no wait, we're students. Bollocks.

Anyway, Petite decided the best way to proceed was to invite the young man around for dinner and a film. Oh, and accidentally leave out her washing in the living room with all her sexy lacy underwear on show. Dinner was a hit, a film was a watched, and Petite took the plunge. "I really like spending time with you. I really like you." Blank, slightly puzzled look from young man. "Well?" asks a now slightly concerned Petite. "Well, I like you too, but it's a bit complicated isn't it? You've just broken up with someone." He puts his arm around Petite and the two cuddle for half an hour or so until he goes home. Petite is not too upset, after all he was thinking of her and he is interested. Phase one complete!

The weeks go by, and Petite and the young man meet once a week for dinner and a film. During each film, they end up sat at opposite ends of the bed, edging closer during it and ending up cuddling and holding hands (you would not believe I'm 21 and he's 23 at this point, would you?). After a few weeks of this Petite thinks it's time to move things along, so she leans in for a kiss. And the young man nearly has a heart attack. Petite wonders what she's done wrong - told the lad she likes him, established he likes her, carried on seeing him, cuddling and hand holding - wait, what has she does wrong?! Apparently he thought Petite was just interested in him as friends. And then worried that Petite was going to go off him and leave him, as a girl who had told him she was interested the summer before had, and he was worried about that affecting his first year as a teacher. He goes home, and Petite is sad.

The next week Petite and the young man go to a friend's house for some Wii fun (clean thoughts people!) and he openly cuddles her in front of their friends. "This is good" thinks Petite. They get home as they have both had a drink and he's staying the night, and finally, FINALLY, he kisses her as they're lying on the bed talking. They kissed all the way through Jimmy Eat World's 23. Petite still loves that song.

Four days later the young man loses his virginity to Petite (this explains why he is so shy!) and they are still together and happy 4 months later :)
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:02, 6 replies)

Click
Warm fuzzy ahhhhhhhhh! :)
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:38, closed)

It'll never last...

( JebediahSpringfield, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:26, closed)

Thanks for that.
Any particular reasoning?! :p
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:08, closed)

Third Person Singular
This being written in the third person was really annoying.

Nice story though.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:39, closed)

I started off switching persons
I think that would have been more annoying. Thank you :)
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:42, closed)

^ ^ this

(hashorangutan is watching iCarly on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:13, closed)