Several years ago...
"Do you have any Australian in you?"
"No."
"Do you want some?"

Worked for me.



Length? It's the girth you should worry about.
(badfox1 wonders who he's played by this episode on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:21, 4 replies)

I have the 'Live and Dangerous' album by Thin Lizzy
And Phil Lynott does this joke before they play 'Emerald' (except with Irish, obviously).

Cracks me up every time.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:33, closed)

Saw Lizzy a few times
and he ALWAYS did that line, and it was always funny.

Ahhh, Live And Dangerous. Had that the week it came out. Good times.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:13, closed)

I prefer..
Can you jump a tree?

Well how about a root then?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:02, closed)

Australian
You must be antipodean...
(badfox1 wonders who he's played by this episode on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:08, closed)