Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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odd cheatingI had to cheat my way out of a lot trouble at work once.
I couldnt be bothered putting in my overtime requests to payroll so insted just got as many people as I thought I needed in.
A month later the personel manager is going ape shit and wants to see my completed overtime request form, as she doesnt have it and is going off on one so much I begin to worry she may discipline me!
I run back to my office, write one up, photocopy it on the copier with poor toner, rip the original up into very small pieces and go to my boss with the copy. Tell him the PM is a stupid cow and here is the evidence "this is a copy of the request I gave her 4 weeks ago, remember we talked about it?" "Er? yes, yes that's right. Well just give it to her then and tell her its her fault"
So off I trot hand it in with a smug grin and say "I handed it to the wages clerk ages ago. If she has lost it then it is not my problem. My boss had reviewed it"
So I get a 2 for 1 on my cheating. Personel manager gets the virtual Finger from me and the wages clerk gets a roasting for loosing the fictional request.
Oh and I cheated on my wife too! Mwhahahaha!
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:46,
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