Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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The story about Dr Sussbastard belowreminds me of a French teacher I had.
He had a complete set of hand signals for all the silent word endings that he used when doing dictation.
Feminine singular: cup left breast
Feminine plural: cup both breasts
etc etc.
He'd wander around the exam room whilst dictating and if he spotted a mistake, he'd re-read that sentence and bash you on the head with the book at the right moment.
My French O Level is a lie.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:55,
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