Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Tri-ominoesI cheated at family games of Tri-ominoes when quite young. I noticed that the back of the triple 5 had a mark on it.
My reign of triple 5 collection victories ended when I was stupid enough to pick it out three games in a row. My dad, trained in counter-insurgency warfare and questioning of terrorist suspects, somehow noticed the statistical anomaly and then the interrogation began...
After an hour of thorough questioning and sensory deprivation therapy (my older brother rattling an etch-a-sketch in my left ear) I admitted my wrongdoing*.
*All right, that last bit was made up.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 11:32, Reply)
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