Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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A friend was getting divorcedand had all the papers sent to the estranged partner, but the git wouldn't sign them. He didn't actually refuse, he just 'forgot'. For a couple of months.
So she discreetly 'retrieved' them, forged his signature and sent them back, thus illegally entering his agreement to proceedings on his behalf.
Fast forward a few months. Friend is in Eastern Europe on a sabbatical. The final divorce papers come through in Britain and need signing by her, but she is not willing to have them sent on to Snowland in case they get lost.
So this time she gets her daughter to forge HER signature and is duly divorced, and gets satisfactorily drunk on Finnish vodka.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 11:35, Reply)
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