Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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World class cheatingPerhaps when I went away for the weekend to watch the motor racing at Brands Hatch, only to return to find my then fiance acting cagey.
Her: "Have you ever cheated on anyone?"
Me: "Nope, why do you ask?"
Turns out she had. Cheated on me in fact. With one of my mates. That very weekend.
The ridiculous twunt then explained that it was all my fault of course, because she's felt neglected this past few weeks. Funny, I don't remember suggesting she drop her knickers the moment I'm out of town.
Like a fool I took her back, only to hear her complaining bitterly that no-one would speak to her when we all went out with friends. And she actually couldn't understand why....
I still married her though. Boo.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:28, Reply)
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