Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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devious scampLuckily I had a smart mate at school, she was there to copy off when I couldn't spell animal in primary school right through till high school when on some other test I was so engrossed in copying everything she wrote, I also filled out her name at the top of the sheet. Damn this blonde hair for sucking all the intellgence from my brain.
While not being very good at spelling I was quite good at being devious to get a sugar fix. My mum was always quite stingey when it came to letting us snack on goodies when I was a kid. So I used to take advantage of my short height to walk undetected past the bench and into the pantry nab a bunch of biscuits and shove them down my cabbage patch kids undies so if discovered in the kitchen they wouldn't find anything on me. I also used to during dinner go into the kitchen run the tap as if I was getting a glass of water then fill my glass with sprite. I can't believe I used to get away with that one!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:09, Reply)
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