Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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English for Science MajorsA college friend once offered a steak dinner if I took an exam for him. It wasn't a regular class exam, but one administered by the college, to see how well science majors expressed themselves in English. I thought it was a stupid exam, and I liked the guy, so I agreed. Afterwards, I got the steak dinner, but he was ashamed to be around me, and skulked out of sight at every opportunity. Made me feel like Saturday evening's whore, who stayed over for breakfast on Sunday morning with the wife and the kids.
Beware of inarticulate science majors.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 0:25, Reply)
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