Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
I'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Forgery
Throughout my elemetary-to-high school academic career I have forged a parent's signature on several occasions and got caught. This was made easier because we all have the same initials (AT).
Usually it was for bad progress reports (they came in March, which was just a big anxiety fest and to this day March is a bad month for me) and for failed assignments and tests. Even stupid things like drug prevention homeworks that weren't even graded! Apparently I have a "thing" about showing my parents anything from school for fear of getting "bollocked," as they say here...
The final time I got caught I was banned from TV for the rest of the semester (horrors!). Fortunately I arrived home several hours before either of my parents did so it wasn't too bad, although I still have the fear of getting yelled at by my parents.
( , Fri 18 Nov 2005, 1:54, Reply)
Throughout my elemetary-to-high school academic career I have forged a parent's signature on several occasions and got caught. This was made easier because we all have the same initials (AT).
Usually it was for bad progress reports (they came in March, which was just a big anxiety fest and to this day March is a bad month for me) and for failed assignments and tests. Even stupid things like drug prevention homeworks that weren't even graded! Apparently I have a "thing" about showing my parents anything from school for fear of getting "bollocked," as they say here...
The final time I got caught I was banned from TV for the rest of the semester (horrors!). Fortunately I arrived home several hours before either of my parents did so it wasn't too bad, although I still have the fear of getting yelled at by my parents.
( , Fri 18 Nov 2005, 1:54, Reply)
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