Cheating with Max Power
I am a civil engineer and there was an engineering conference at the NEC last year, so went there for, essentially, a skive. Which was nice. Naturally, my manager and I had to stay in Birmingham in the hotel attached to the NEC. However at the same time there was the Max Power 'show' going on with all their chaved up cars and pus-faced youths tossing off over the purple saxos and ear-bleedingly loud stereo systems. Crucially though, there were some astoundingly fit models in bikinis being paid to entice testosterone filled lads to their stand on the pretence being interested.
Now these models were also staying in the hotel where my manager and I were staying. Wooo! Problem: They had their own conference room booked in the hotel, so they wouldn't have to be bothered by anyone when the night was over, and they could carry on boozing. This was downstairs and had their own security apes on the door not allowing anyone without a pass in to bother the girls. A shame, but understandable, too many people had seen them in the Max Power show, and some might turn out a little weird, especially as the girls had been paid to flirt with them.

This is where the cheating came in. My manager and I had our laptops with us, but we also had a high spec colour laserjet printer with us, in the car - we thought we'd try to blag our way in to meet the fit, drunk girls.. So we spent a few minutes designing ID cards with 'Official Max Power crew' on them, printed them on the BACK of our own company ID cards and tried our luck!!

IT ONLY WENT AND FUCKING WORKED!! WOOOO!!!!

So we managed to get in and spend the night drinking with these spectacularly fit Max Power models - even managing to get extra friendly with one of them
Nice, huh?

Managed to get a picture of me with several of the models, see here: http://tinyurl.com/duph4

See how cheating works? Its amazing, and very very cunning.
(grr_boy, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 12:27, Reply)