Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Oh, my poor ex-hubby.My best friend is not exactly known for being smart. In fact, she's more than a litle thick, but she's a wonderful woman and I love her to bits!
So, one Xmas a few years ago, she buys me the board game "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", because, in her words "You're smart and will be able to answer the questions".
Well, one night, her, ex hubby and I decided to play it............me being so uber smart fucked out on the $300 question (it was the yank version,k!).
So it was her and "Mr. Look at me, I'm clever" know-it-all.........
For some reason (I can't remember what) I had the A, B, C, D cards in front of me, so when my friend was answering questions, I'd point to the appropriate card.......needless to say, she won the $1,000,000.
Ex hubby never found out until 3 years ago.......and boy was he mad.......there again, that could have been 'cos I never told him about the time I won $500 in Vegas and didn't tell him till that same night, either!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 4:24,
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