Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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CareerI made it in the career I always wanted, i.e. to be a pagan, 4th century Belgian deity. However, pursuant to the annual meeting of the Church of England synod in 1973, it was agreed upon that although the basis for my being was fully understood and recognised, I didn't actually exist.
Bastards. They could have decided before I'd repainted the entrance hall of the clubhouse.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:16, Reply)
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