Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Wanted to be a writerHad a brief career in the meeja. That went up in flames after 5 or so years.
Now - just happy and not scared of bills is fine with me.
A friend once said that some of the most interesting people he'd met didn't know what they wanted to be at an early age, some even at 30, some even at 40.
I'd agree with that.
Ambition is an ugly thing.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:31,
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