Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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chocolatewhen i was little i desperatly wanted to work in chocolate factory. I had dreams of a wonderful willa-wonka land that had trees, cups, hats and pathways all made entirely of chocolate all made by tiny little orange umpa lumpas.
It wasnt until much later that i realised only sad w**kers with no qualifications work in chocolate factories, supported by the fact that when i went to cadbury land - it really wasnt what I expected. for my £15, I got 3 Free chocolate bars, and a tour around the factory where you can watch people box chocolate. - wasnt fun, wasnt colourful, and was very, very dated.... the only ride it had (much like a haunted house ride) took you to a room which displayed some very old looking M&M peanut toys in various positions and costumes! WTF????
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, Reply)
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