Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Live in a HoleAmbitions - Plenty
Realised - 0
When I was a young boy i wanted to live in a hole during the day and be a DJ at night. The hole was so that i would be able to see all the "interesting" things in the ground and a DJ i think because of the flashing lights.
Then I became a teenager - during my teenage years my dad wanted me to be a solicitor so that I could represent him whenever he got into trouble. But he died.
Now my ambition is be a lvl 70 pick axe wielding bald headed dwarf with big shoulder pads in WoW (comp game - D&D on the internet - addictive, sad and worthless).
Needless to say - I am not a solicitor, do not live in the ground, can't DJ beyond my bedroom (its official I am a dancing dad) and am over 5ft.
I do have a pick axe though in the garden....
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, Reply)
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