Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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AstronautThe Apollo moon landings were happening when I was a kid and I was desperate to be an astronaut. It looked such a lot of fun, bouncing around on the moon while the world watched. But, as it turns out, I don't like heights, I don't like falling and hate the tamest of fairground rides. Not really suited to riding around in rockets in that case. Not that I think sitting at the top of a pointy metal tube full of explosives is exactly safe in any case.
I also had an ambition to marry the Queen, as a lazy little bugger's route to fame and fortune. Instead, my dears, I became a queen, which didn't give me fame or fortune but is probably a lot more fun.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:28, Reply)
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