Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My ambition is still to beI have not grown up yet, and just do the day job as i have to pay bills.
I want to be a wise old hermit living in a remote cave whom people travel to consult with for sage advice.
i don't think its as easy as it sounds. I have never once seen it advertised unless they have their own trade mags and its an old hermits club.
looks like i may be 300 years past cave dwelling hermits and 300 years before i am wise enough. This leaves me well stuck.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:38,
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