Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Policeman, Fireman, Astronought, Soldier & Train DriverAt the tender age of six and sitting on the knee of the doctor who'd just diagnosed me as being stone deaf in one ear I was asked what I'd like to be when I grew up. The sadistic fucker must have known that the majority of the things I was going to come up with would be precluded due the what he'd just diagnosed but still he asked and still said "No you can't do that" to each in turn until I got to train driver (Casey Jones Styley) which he said "Oh you can do that!". The Fucker it wasn't until years later I realised what a sad bunch of tards Train drivers really are.
I was quite glad to find out he'd died of Sclerosis of the liver (Which normally I wouldn't wish on anyone) not for the crushing of any ambitions I had at a tender age but because the incompetent cunt essentially killed my father by misdiagnosing his cancer on almost a weekly basis for 5 years as stomach ache and trying to skive off work. When it was finally diagnosed he only had 2 weeks to live.
Apologise for length/girth??? DILIGAF!
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:51,
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