Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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bourbon biscuitswhen i was little the pinnacle of my ambition was to be able to bite the top biscuit layer off a bourbon biscuit without breaking it or leaving any biscuit rocks stuck to the squishy middle bit, so that I would be able to feast solely on the squishy sweet tasty middle bit without any of the boring biscuit contaminating it.
i still haven't done it, but practice makes perfect.
i'm 34 stone now. and a failure. bugger.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:58, Reply)
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