Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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MArine BiologistWhen I started Infant School in 1984 our teacher asked the class what we wwanted to be when we grew up, there were a few footballers, several nurses, a train driver or two and me, I answered " I want to be a Marine Biologist and study sharks.
My teacher was well impressed by this.
22 years later (my god has it been that long?) i have done a BSc honours in Zoology at Uni (I would have done the Marine Biology option but i would have meant living in the Isle of Man for a year, no offence to the MAnx but i spent a month in the Island studying Coastal Ecology and Oceanography etc and i was bored off my tits, i ended up tuning to alcohol more than usual and to be honest I dont think I would have been welcomed back anyway!) but am stuck in a dead end college being a programme administrator to a load of 14 16 year olds.
Thinking of it that way i might go back to uni.........................
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:05, Reply)
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