Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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DoctorI wanted to be a doctor until at the tender age of 12 my biology teacher brought along this huge pig's lung in a bowl of smelly fluid (although on second thought it might not have been the fluid that smelt) and invited us to prod it to our hearts' content. That was the day I realised I'm squeamish...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:24, Reply)
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