Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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When I was 14I decided I wanted to be an accountant as someone told me there was a lot of money in it.
So when it was time to pick a career for school work experience week I wrote to an accountancy company and got taken on for a week.
I was there for 3 days as they took the first 2 off due to one of them being a bank holiday.
3 days convinced me more than anything in the world that I never even wanted to do my own accounts, let alone anyone elses.
I was SO fucking bored I removed the contents of my pencil case to see if I could insert it into my hair. I could.
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Weetobix, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:27,
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