Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I recently turned 30...i still have no idea what i want to do when i grow up, but than i have absolutely no ambition to do anything in life. Some may see this as tragic and sad yet i am quite happy wallowing in my own stink.
Actually i'd quite like to be a Sloth but even with the most vivid imagination i find this unlikely.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:32, Reply)
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