Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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elephantswhen i was small and furry, about 5 or 6 i think, i wanted to be an elephant cleaner at the zoo, i was very serious about this goal, and practiced every day by cleaning out the soap dish when i was in the bath (i'm not entirely sure now of the logic behind this as training, but i'm sure it would have looked just fabulous on my cv)
some 17 years later, i now want to work with monkeys.... i've just moved to the other end of the zoo really havent i....
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:38, Reply)
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