Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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ArsonistNot me, my kids.
He's 4, says he wants to be a Fireman when he grows up.
She's 5, says she wants to be "one of those people that starts fires"
And Arsonist? Yes.
It escalates to the gruesome...
He says he'll put out her fires.
She says she'll set fire to him.
Undaunted, he says he'll wear fireproof clothes.
She thinks, says she'll lift them up and set fire to him inside them...
That's my daughter, that is. She's six now and wants to be an artist, but my money's still on arson.
First post! Yay!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:02, Reply)
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