Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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when I was a childLike everyone else i was asked what do you want to do when you grow up. Even at the tender age of 11 I was quite cynical, and thought for a minuate of getting trapped in a soul destroying cycle of work untill I die ie: a career. This didnt apeal to me so I said "retire". Now as soon as i graduate Ill escape the debt by changing my name and moving to new zealand and spend the rest of my life pissing about drawing cartoons for a living.
The glares the teacher and class gave me for being a smart arse were drowned out by a mystical voice from within that could only be my future self; "live the dream son, live the dream"
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:36,
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