Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Ghostbuster/...or a thundercatBeing a child of the 80's the two biggest things in my life were the Ghostbusters and The Thundercats.
Now I wasnt 100% sure how to become a Thundercat, and the tinterweb wasnt around for me to look at either. So by default this left me dreaming of being a ghostbuster.
I had done all the essential training, including watching both films, and the cartoons. Made a proton pack out of a shoe box and old string-blue peter stylee with the bluetack on the inside of the box to pierce it) and a bog roll innard for the gun. I was set. A smarties box provided me with the PKE reading. I tucked my trousers in to my socks, and grabbed my daddies sunglasses. I didnt have an Ecto1, so I improvides. My bike would have to do.
I was always bitterly dissappointed when I didnt find any ghosts. I always insisted that I ener a room ahead of my parents to zap any bad guys.
Then I watched the back to the future films. Always wanted to be a time traveller.
In truth, when I watch the old ghostbuster films (yes, I still watch them, at the age of 23, and yes, they do still rock) I kinda wish I could be a ghostbuster.
But ive grown up since then. I now want to be an MIB agent.
length?- its intergalactic!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:41, Reply)
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