Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My dadwanted to go into the RAF and fly planes, but for one reason or another he didnt get in. He became an engineer instead and spent most of his working life building surface to air missile launchers for British areospace.
Bitter? not in the slightest.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:49,
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