Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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On a different note...Ever since the beginning of High School I've known that I've wanted to be a film director... I've now spent six years studying media, through GCSE, A Level and University, and today I scored a work experience placement with quite a big tv company not ten minutes walk from where I live.
Sorry, no crumbling of dreams here... who knows, if I do a good job this summer, in a year and a half I might be saying "I work for so and so tv company making adverts and documentaries". I'm realising every day just how incredibly lucky I am. :)
Length? Girth? They say the camera adds ten pounds...
-DiskPidge
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 16:59, Reply)
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