Childhood Ambitions
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wanted to be a vet.
A year of voluntary vet 'work', one 'D' & two 'E' grade science A-levels later, I realised I was never going to cut themustard epidermis.
Now I'm a plant molecular biologist*. Hmm...
*but now after seven years I'm fed up with that and am going to see what I can do North of the Border. HURRAH!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:21, Reply)
A year of voluntary vet 'work', one 'D' & two 'E' grade science A-levels later, I realised I was never going to cut the
Now I'm a plant molecular biologist*. Hmm...
*but now after seven years I'm fed up with that and am going to see what I can do North of the Border. HURRAH!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:21, Reply)
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