Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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When I grow up...When I finished school I wanted to work at the tip.
I used to love going to the tip with my dad, lobbing things over the edge and seeing how far you could throw them. I thought it was so cool how the people who worked there could sit down on a mouldy old couch when they were tired and play around on old bikes that got thrown over the edge if they were bored.
Imagine all the cool stuff you could find if you just rooted through all the junk! Stig of the Dump also increased my ambitions to work at the tip.
I also wanted to be a computer games tester, in fact a friend off my old football team has got that very job. I can't begin to describe how jealous I am.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 18:44, Reply)
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