Childhood Ambitions
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Ballet dancer, Vet, Fighter Pilot, Writer
First of all when I was about 5 I wanted to be a ballet dancer, but I grew too tall (and I was crap at dancing too).
Then when I got a bit older I wanted to be a vet but I wasn’t much good at chemistry – however, funnily enough I did spent the last few years living on a farm and discovered I am actually very good with farm animals, and would have made a good vet….
Sort of a shame that I left the farmer I suppose….
Then I wanted to fly fighter planes for either the RAF or the USAF – I even applied to both but the RAF wouldn’t take me for flying due to the fact I’m short-sighted and no good at physics….
It took me until I was well into my twenties to give up on the idea….
or was it just the uniform I was into….?
Then I thought I’d like to be a journalist as I loved writing stories at school, but someone told me I’d have to do Latin and I gave that up after a year so my dreams of journalism went up in smoke…sort of…
I now get paid to write a column in a magazine and I’m writing my first novel….it just took me a hell of a round about way to get here…..
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:38, Reply)
First of all when I was about 5 I wanted to be a ballet dancer, but I grew too tall (and I was crap at dancing too).
Then when I got a bit older I wanted to be a vet but I wasn’t much good at chemistry – however, funnily enough I did spent the last few years living on a farm and discovered I am actually very good with farm animals, and would have made a good vet….
Sort of a shame that I left the farmer I suppose….
Then I wanted to fly fighter planes for either the RAF or the USAF – I even applied to both but the RAF wouldn’t take me for flying due to the fact I’m short-sighted and no good at physics….
It took me until I was well into my twenties to give up on the idea….
or was it just the uniform I was into….?
Then I thought I’d like to be a journalist as I loved writing stories at school, but someone told me I’d have to do Latin and I gave that up after a year so my dreams of journalism went up in smoke…sort of…
I now get paid to write a column in a magazine and I’m writing my first novel….it just took me a hell of a round about way to get here…..
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:38, Reply)
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