Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Kangaroos and slutsMy sister, like no win no fee, also wanted to grow up to be a kangaroo. She used to practice hopping about the kitchen daily until she didn't grow a tail.
As for me, I was destined for better things! I decided that when I got old I wanted to be a stripper. This meant I could have baths, which I enjoyed, and it was a good way to meet lots of men.
I'm now studying animation with my clothes on.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:54,
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