Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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As a wee kiddieI had high aspirations indeed. When all the others were wanting the ridiculous and impossible jobs - astronaut, pop star, football player - I had my feet firmly on the ground. I knew where the good life would be for me when I grew up. I wanted to be a dog.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 20:26, Reply)
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