Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I was a geek, even then.I wanted to be one of the characters on "Star Trek"- either Spock or Scotty. (Scotty got to play around with all kinds of cool shit and rig up strange devices from scraps of this and that.)
In truth, being Spock would have been great- he seemed to get almost as many space bimbos chasing him as Kirk did (although the silly bastard never did anything about any of them, other than that one Romulan chick), he was smarter than anyone else on board, inhumanly strong, and if anyone gave him shit- Nerve Pinch! Seriously- how cool would that be?!? Wife gets in your face and screams at you? Drunken bastard harassing you? Boss ragging on you? Just one quick grab and you can tell them to shut the fuck up and make it stick.
Hell, I still want to be Spock, even though my career has been more Scotty...
...although come to think of it, Scotty always did have an appreciation for drinking...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 21:22,
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