Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I had no clueFor the first four years of my life, I wanted to be a butterfly when I grew up. Someone had shown me a picture of a caterpillar wrapping itself up in a cuccoon and I was pretty sure that would work for me. Never did though.
After I gave up on that, I decided I wanted to be a baker, seeing as I was a good cook even then. Seriously, how sweet would that be? Literally! Minus the early mornings. So I gave up on that too.
I've changed my mind many a time since then, and I'm a student now. What do you think that a little girl who wanted to be a butterfly ended up in?
Pharmaceutical science. Don't ask how that happened.
I kind of hate it though, despite the fact that my grades are fantastic...click 'I like this' if you think I should go back to my pseudo-original dream of being a baker. I never sleep anyways.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:43, Reply)
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