Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wantedto work for SETI and the ASSAP at the weekend (The Association for the Scientific Study of Anomalous Phenomena) because I wanted to know all about black holes and to find out what causes spontaneous human combustion. I read alot of Arthur C Clarke as a child, those Sweet Valley High books all the other girls read were a bit shit. Only problem was I'd scare myself and not sleep at night.
I went and studied Physics with Astrophysics at UKC but did too much sex and ended up reproducing instead and didn't finish my degree.
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up now. Got few years to decide before I do that working for money thing.
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moogy boobles, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 0:00,
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