Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Writer...When I was five I wanted to be a writer. I wrote through most of my childhood. When I was 16, I had an English teacher named Mrs Shaw (name not changed as she was a bitch) who told me my writing sucked, and I had no chance whatsoever of ever writing for a living, she actually I was crap.
While I am by no means famous, I've spent half of the last six years living off being a writer, so FUCK YOU MRS SHAW!
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 2:00, Reply)
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