Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I was six, visiting France at the time, and a friend of the family had packed up the car for a move to the south."Help tie things down," he said to me.
I spent the next hour tying intricate knots which could be easily removed by hand, but not by the jostling trailer. It was the most secure payload anyone had ever driven. I then knew my passion.
I wanted to tie things together for a living.
Today I make video games instead.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 2:36,
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