Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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choicesIt's funny the choices you make, and what they say about you. I wanted to be:
Han Solo (tough) rather than Luke Skywalker (gay)
HM Murdoch (crazy) rather than Face Man (a bouffant ponce)
James Bond of the books (hard as nails) rather than the film Bond (a preening, risible tart)
Indiana Jones from Raiders rather than from Doom (that stinkin' kid ruined it)
Chevy Chase (witty and smooth) rather than Bill Murray (dour and overrated)
Clint Eastwood (hardest man in film) raher than Gene Hackman (just an actor)
And I always preferred Sam Fox to Linda Lusardi. The latter always looked like someone's mum. Hottest chick of the seventies? Caroline Munro (she flew the Helicopter in The Spy Who Loved Me)
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 10:32, Reply)
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