Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My Grandad once asked......what I would like to be when I grew up (I was I guess 10 at the time). I replied I wanted to be a lorry driver just like my dad, but he suggested I should maybe get into Electronics or Computers as they paid good money.
Fast forward 6 years, failed entry to the Royal Navy due to lack of experience so take up a YTS with Marconi's in Electronics. Kicked out after 2 years, I then went for a trainee computer operators job, and am now a very well paid freelance IT Consultant.
Still want to drive a lorry mind....
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:16, Reply)
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