Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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not so much childhood......but a few years ago I had an ambition to become Wolverine. A friend of mine was an engineer so I figured he'd do the endoskeletion and claws, and another friend was a medical student so she could sort out the healing powers and stuff (don't ask me how, that's what university is for...).
The engineer had a psychotic relapse, quit his engineering job and is now a web entrepreneur. The medical student killed herself.
Be careful what you wish for...because random coincidences etc etc etc.
Anyway, apologies for length of adamantium claws (or lack of, selfish bastards).
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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 14:51,
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