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HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.

"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."

Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.

(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wanted to be..
a pilot, even though I think you need good vision, and I need glasses to see anything.
This was the case until one day, when my aunties boyfriend took me up in his plane, and I was sick. But I didn't sick all over the plane, see I was a very considerate kid. I held all the sick in my mouth until I felt it was safe to distract him from his flying duties, and ask for a sick bag, which there happened to be loads of.
Nowadays im doing electronic engineering at uni - its probably easier on the stomach.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:45, Reply)

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