Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Loads of ambitionsI had a lot of ambitions when I was young. First one was a spy (inspired by 007 no less), next one was a pilot (everyone goes through that)...the one that lasted the longest though was to be a policeman. I got inspired by some british cop show on TV called Rockcliffes Babies and for years after that I would read up on everything to do with police work. I was determined. Eventually I turned into a teen and got arrested a few times...so BANG!! goes my hopes of the police (bunch of wankers anyway). I ended up being a Unix administrator which was fun, well paid and rewarding. I'm now a software test analyst which is well paid, monotonous and would bore the socks off anyone. My ambition now (which I've kinda achieved) is to be a reasonably well paid trance DJ and producer.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 16:10, Reply)
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