Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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if you achive all your lifes goalsand ambtions, you will be left with nothing to be bitter about in your old age. And therefore be beaten to death by the other old people for beign a smug git. Try to keep that in mind if you want a long term view.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 16:20,
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